Just Wait (or is it Weight?) a Minute

by Joy Donovan on December 29, 2010

Now the punch bowl is barely cleaned up from the egg nog and I still have some fudge left, but I scarce can enjoy myself.

A girl can’t cozy into her favorite chair wearing her softest sweat pants and flick the remote control around from one Lifetime movie to the next with out  practically being harassed. Good golly, I’d like to enjoy the Christmas leftovers in peace, without one of those darned diet commercials assaulting me.

Yes, I know New Year’s resolutions are usually about breaking all kinds of bad habits such as smoking, cussing and eating Fritos, but can’t we just enjoy our vices without some newly skinny singer vocalizing about it or people jumping into pencil-leg jeans.

Until that ball drops in New York City, puleeeze. Can’t we just enjoy all the carbs and calories on God’s green earth?

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