Today, August 16, 2011, is â€œNational Tell a Joke Dayâ€ and I thought I would share one of my favorites!Â And being blondish, I can tell these!
Two blondes were going to Disneyland .Â They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said â€œDisneyland LEFT.â€Â They started crying and turned around and went home.
FLORIDA OR MOON
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?’
The other blonde turns and says ‘Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????’
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.Â After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, ‘What’s the story?’
He replies, ‘Just crap in the carburetor’
She asks, ‘How often do I have to do that?’
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, ‘I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!’
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night…
It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, ‘If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?’
She thought for a time and then asked, ‘Is it on or off?’